Lately I've been feeling like a fish out of water around girls. They just get more increasingly aggravating with every glance. Well, at least the ones that annoy me...
And what type of girls annoy me? Let's explore.
~ I cringe when I see a girl wearing super short shorts with her ass cheeks flopping with every step and tops with her boobs all hanging out. First impression: Hoe. You just breathe STD's.
~ When girls are jealous and attack other girls. I do not play those silly games. If you're getting jealous to the point where you plot to make the other girl's life miserable, you're fucking insane. Obviously you don't trust your boyfriend enough. And the "It's not him I don't trust, it's the girls" line is complete bullshit. What are the girls going to do? Fall onto his penis? If your boyfriend is trustworthy, he'll stay loyal.
~ When girls complain about a guy's penis size. In my opinion, I think sex isn't really a thing that should be discussed amongst an entire group. Yeah, maybe to your close friend - but bringing it up at lunch isn't really necessary. If the guy is too small/big for you to feel pleasure, he has fingers and a tongue.
~ When girls write a caption under their photo describing how ugly and fat they look in that photo. Bitch, if you really think that you look hideous in that photo - why would you upload it so I have to see your ugliness? I get the whole fishing for compliments thing... but sort it out, love.
~ When hoes complain about other hoes. Just... lol.
~ When girls complain about being fat. I'm pretty sure you have the power to get your ass off of the couch and hit the gym, lose a few pounds. It's not rocket science.
~ Feminists. Before anyone blows up, I do support equal rights. However, most self-proclaimed feminists are extremely hypocritical. They want to be independent, yet they also expect their guy to pay rent and buy them presents every pay. They want to find their "prince charming".
~ The ones who are very promiscuous. Maybe I'm just too old fashioned.
Trust me, there is many more things I hate that girls do, but I'll stop it here and focus on some positive things about girls. Like boobs.
xoxo
P.s. I know that a lot of the issues I mentioned are probably due to their insecurities, but this was just a vent. I think every girl is beautiful in her own way.
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